Yo momma so ugly....

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate says: "expired".
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.
Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales, it says : "to be continued">
Yo momma so fat, she has to pull her pants down to get in her pockets.
Yo momma so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
Yo momma so ugly, when she steps in to a room, the rats climb on the chairs.
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, everybody runs for the border.
Yo momma so nasty, I called her on the 'phone and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so poor, she has to put a big Mac on lay-away.
Yo momma so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo momma smells so bad, her Sure deodorant is confused.
Yo momma so stupid, she bought a glass door with a peephole and still says: Who is it.
Yo momma so old, her Social Security number is 100 B.C.
Yo momma so fat, she got hit by a bus, jumped up and said: Stop pushing!
Yo momma so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.
Yo momma so fat, she went to see "Jurassic Park and people next to her thought it was a 3-D movie.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo momma so stupid, she asked me what kind of jeans I'm wearing. I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo momma so stupid, she can't even get a hand-job.
Yo momma so poor, when I ring the door bell she says: Ding!
Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell: Taxi!
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so stupid, she reads "Yo momma" jokes and thinks they're funny.