S
C    This is my first Home Page
R   and, after a lengthy deliberation
O   (with myself) it's been decided
L    to make it SEEM as successful
L           -- and trendy --
D    as possible.
O      Therefore this page (unlike
W        ALL the REST of them)
N      is going to be about Nothing.

       Yes! NOTHING!
        Nothing REALLY works, lately.
       "Seinfeld" is gone and I
          find myself
       (see picture and plotz!)
       as a natural candidate to the
        Nothing from Nothing = BIG$$$$$
           Thus, I aim to please
            everybody and nobody
             - at the same time.
            This should be easy.
       Everybody that is nobody might
         feel quite at home, too.
                 ...By the way:
       I'm MUCH prettier in real life.


                        .....NOT!



        Talking about nothing is
       sooo easy...  Too bad I didn't
      come up with the idea before Jerry.

      I wouldn't mind making a
      gazillion bucks from nothing.
         Oh, let me introduce myself:
           I am very much like the
       "zaftig" (translation?... Nah..)         little creature wiggling in the
         upper right corner.
        When I was little, I dreamed
       that,one day, I'll be a famous
            opera star....;-)
         ...Didn't happen!



           Still.. I AM making a living as
        a singer. (You call that "living"?)
         Well, there's no glamour and/or
       love letters from thousands of crazed        admirers (not ALL the time, that is!)
                      and
       the  guys that ask me out are slightly      ...weird ("humanoid sapiens") but I eat



      at the best (fast-food) joints in town,
         (I live in L.A.) and I like it.
            (...yeah, right!)


There she goes again!
..Better run after her.. on to the

    second part of this page.





  ...You were supposed to KLIK there
   ya moron!
   Darn...  You made me forget I'm a lady!



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